Jimmy Buffett for President.
Posted on 09.19.08 11:13AM under Uncategorized
Jimmy Buffett should be President. Look we all know the world is going to end in 2012 so wouldnt you prefer to go out with a maragrita in one hand and a Landshark beer in the other?
If Jimmy Buffett were President the world would turn into one big island party. Ok, maybe President was a long shot. But if he opened up his own commune on an island somehwere I would drop my life and go there. Goodbye job, goodbye responsibility, hello hawaiian shirt and flip-flops. Even if the commune was cut off from the world, I would still go because Jimmy Buffet owns everything one would need to survive on an island or even post-apocalypse. His companies include his own brand of Margaritaville tequila, his own brand of Landshark beer, even his own brand of Margaritaville food! I wouldnt have to worry about shoes as 1. I’m on an island and 2. Jimmy Buffett owns Margaritaville: Soles of the Tropics. He would keep me entertained with his coconut television and Margaritaville radio show and, of course, a concert every night. And I’m sure he could whip up a pretty mean cheeseburger…plus with his own Maragrtiaville Cargo line and Margaritaville Frozen Concoction blenders, I could send my friends and family souveneirs from the island I will be staying on, which is by the way called Maragaritville Island. Oh yes. Margaritaville Island.
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