Posted on 05.08.09 11:25AM under Uncategorized

It seems to be official. Lots of news outlets are declaring that Jimmy Buffett has in fact made that deal with the Miami Dolphins to pay them something and rename their stadium. What’s the new name? Landshark Stadium! Named after his tasty lager from Anheuser Busch company. It’s a good place for it too! Buffett is a representation of the South Seas. People hear his music and think about warm days on the beach, fun evenings with margaritas. So Miami is the perfect place for this stadium renaming. I mean, imagine that they renamed the Meadowlands in New Jersey after Landshark. It really wouldn’t fit up there, because there’s some cool weather at certain times. It’s also a dome, so the natural sun that he likes wouldn’t fit there either.
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